March 2010
February 2010
I hate you if you walk slow.
caetiecakes:
(obvious exceptions include, but are not limited to: disabled, old->80+, carrying large and or heavy objects, with small children, blind, have one leg, or are very obviously an idiot)
I do not consider any of those things exceptions.
GET. OUT. OF. MY. WAY.
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I'm attepting to clean my crime scene of a room
PANIC ATTACK PANIC ATTAAAAAAACCCCCKKKKKK
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Someone tore down my Weird Al Bulletin board :[
Is there anywhere online I can watch all of...
I mean, you guys should see the OIL coming out of...
YUM
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OF COURSE I'm making cheese dip that has at least...
BIG PLANS TONIGHT.
I'm so fucking cranky tonight
not interested in being on duty or interacting with anyone.
THANKS.
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Robot Unicorn Attack. →
peewee1990:
maddie you love this
um, if you lose, it beheads the unicorn.
This is terribly sad.
hennnypotter asked: there are 4 lo's before lola in the kinks song. eff why eye
masshole asked: would you rather eat delicious sandwiches every meal for the rest of your life and never see another bulldog puppy
or
have a constant supply of snuggly puppies to cuddle with and never eat another sandwich ever again?
CHOOSE WISELY
or
have a constant supply of snuggly puppies to cuddle with and never eat another sandwich ever again?
CHOOSE WISELY
What's up guyssssss →
drinkyourjuice:
[themattsmith]
Give Me Back...
wait...
Am I going nuts? How do I change my theme? Where did the page with all the themes go?
haaaaaaaaaalp?!
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laughingcity:
ronniebruce:
Further Seems...
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drinkyourjuice:
Bon Iver & St. Vincent -...
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“I think the word snarky has often been applied to me in a way that makes me very...”
– Michael Ian Black (via drinkyourjuice)
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I have cracked the Ke$ha code.
vela:daveholmes:
I think she’s popular because her lyrics reflect what sheltered 13-year-old girls think wild 21-year-old girls do. The situations depicted in her songs are either logistically implausible (grown-ups seldom hook up in backs of car-car-cars, because they tend to have home-home-homes) or deeply unpleasant (anyone who has experienced toothpaste and whiskey within 30 minutes of each...
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