madeline.barr@gmail.com formsprangmadelinebarr.com var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); try { var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-9245960-4"); pageTracker._trackPageview(); } catch(err) {}Tumblr (3.0; @unicornzzzzz)http://unicornzzzzz.tumblr.com/<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/P7nNo1la884&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/P7nNo1la884&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Christmas Carol<br/> Directed & Edited by Scott Aukerman <br/><br/> Sung by the Comedy Death-Ray Xmas Nativity Choir (feat. Paul F. Tompkins, R.O. Manse, Tig Notaro, Rob Huebel, Patton Oswalt, Mike Phirman, Jimmy Pardo, Brian Posehn & Scott Aukerman, Garfunkel & Oates, Aimee Mann, Chris Hardwick, Paul Scheer & June Diane Raphael, Doug Benson, Mary Lynn Rajskub, Nick Thune, “Weird Al” Yankovic, Cracked Out, Dragon Boy Suede, Natasha Leggero, Thomas Lennon & Ed Helms)</p>http://unicornzzzzz.tumblr.com/post/283545349http://unicornzzzzz.tumblr.com/post/283545349Mon, 14 Dec 2009 15:17:36 -0500<img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kunbb16en01qztdgbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>LUV U.</p>http://unicornzzzzz.tumblr.com/post/283486733http://unicornzzzzz.tumblr.com/post/283486733Mon, 14 Dec 2009 14:15:05 -0500<img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kunawp016e1qztdgbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Barry Underwood</p> <p>( <a href="http://rachelhulin.com/blog" target="_blank">via</a> )</p>http://unicornzzzzz.tumblr.com/post/283432691http://unicornzzzzz.tumblr.com/post/283432691Mon, 14 Dec 2009 13:15:10 -0500<img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kunarb2ufl1qztdgbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I really dig this series <a href="http://www.gregkrauss.com/" target="_blank">Greg Krauss</a> did on phobias.</p>http://unicornzzzzz.tumblr.com/post/283377807http://unicornzzzzz.tumblr.com/post/283377807Mon, 14 Dec 2009 12:13:43 -0500<img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kunaduCCfl1qztdgbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This sums up <a href="http://Iamdirtfarmer.tumblr.com" target="_blank">Pete</a> and I’s relationship pretty accurately.</p>http://unicornzzzzz.tumblr.com/post/283318018http://unicornzzzzz.tumblr.com/post/283318018Mon, 14 Dec 2009 11:07:15 -0500<img src="http://17.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kumpr26uPf1qzsth0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://dashedlines.tumblr.com/post/282846198/via-buttonmooon" target="_blank">dashedlines</a>:<a href="http://flickr.com/photos/buttonmooon" target="_blank">buttonmoOon</a>)</p>http://unicornzzzzz.tumblr.com/post/283260626http://unicornzzzzz.tumblr.com/post/283260626Mon, 14 Dec 2009 10:04:41 -0500<img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kun5hnuzeg1qz7wfjo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://nedhepburn.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">nedhepburn</a>)</p>http://unicornzzzzz.tumblr.com/post/283206605http://unicornzzzzz.tumblr.com/post/283206605Mon, 14 Dec 2009 09:01:34 -0500<img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kum6bpNJ2v1qzn6mso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>It’s true.</p> <p>Knowing kcash makes me a better person, even for as short a time as I have known her.</p> <p>(via <a href="http://dreamnoises.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">dreamnoises</a>)</p>http://unicornzzzzz.tumblr.com/post/282713861http://unicornzzzzz.tumblr.com/post/282713861Sun, 13 Dec 2009 23:33:56 -0500<img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kumfsvklTJ1qztdgbo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Michael Ian Black just like <i>gets</i> who I am and what I’m all about.</p>http://unicornzzzzz.tumblr.com/post/282572287http://unicornzzzzz.tumblr.com/post/282572287Sun, 13 Dec 2009 21:48:00 -0500<img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kumdgmMpRd1qztdgbo1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>fucking worst.</p>http://unicornzzzzz.tumblr.com/post/282500795http://unicornzzzzz.tumblr.com/post/282500795Sun, 13 Dec 2009 20:57:57 -0500<img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kum5oeJfiB1qa6z90o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://iamdirtfarmer.tumblr.com/post/282282476/cookies-and-beer-its-almost-like-christmas" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">iamdirtfarmer</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Cookies and beer. It’s almost like Christmas!</p></blockquote>http://unicornzzzzz.tumblr.com/post/282283268http://unicornzzzzz.tumblr.com/post/282283268Sun, 13 Dec 2009 18:10:32 -0500<img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kum4g2A7kx1qzom2eo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://vela.tumblr.com/post/282248088/via-miami-bro" target="_blank">vela</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>via <a href="http://miamibro.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">Miami, bro</a></p> </blockquote>http://unicornzzzzz.tumblr.com/post/282255411http://unicornzzzzz.tumblr.com/post/282255411Sun, 13 Dec 2009 17:48:55 -0500bsqv: fyi i’d like an oatmeal coloured alpaca scarf. unicornzzzzz: Bad Santa, brews and knitting...http://unicornzzzzz.tumblr.com/post/282243711http://unicornzzzzz.tumblr.com/post/282243711Sun, 13 Dec 2009 17:39:54 -0500Bad Santa, brews and knitting with my Farmer. Good sunday.http://unicornzzzzz.tumblr.com/post/282218029http://unicornzzzzz.tumblr.com/post/282218029Sun, 13 Dec 2009 17:19:31 -0500<img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kul1qtSG311qa1fslo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My wife is dreamier than your wife. Get over it.</p> <p>(via <a href="http://dreamnoises.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">dreamnoises</a>)</p>http://unicornzzzzz.tumblr.com/post/281999637http://unicornzzzzz.tumblr.com/post/281999637Sun, 13 Dec 2009 14:25:15 -0500<img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kul2cj78V71qziwcjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.lookatthisfuckingperson.com/post/281497210/look-at-this-fucking-person-with-hardwood-floors" target="_blank">lookatthisfuckingperson</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Look at this fucking person with hardwood floors.</p> <p><a href="http://kml.tumblr.com/post/281496268/illillill-photo-by-greg-manis" target="_blank">kml</a>:<a href="http://illillill.tumblr.com/post/281463650/photo-by-greg-manis" target="_blank">illillill</a>:<a href="http://feaverishphotography.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/greg_manis_6.jpg" target="_blank">Photo by Greg Manis</a></p> <blockquote> <blockquote></blockquote> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://unicornzzzzz.tumblr.com/post/281956911http://unicornzzzzz.tumblr.com/post/281956911Sun, 13 Dec 2009 13:49:45 -0500<img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kul8mlKqpV1qzp8dgo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://delacroix.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">delacroix</a>)</p>http://unicornzzzzz.tumblr.com/post/281955899http://unicornzzzzz.tumblr.com/post/281955899Sun, 13 Dec 2009 13:48:55 -0500whydoihaveablog: My Dad thinks the Internet consists solely of Craigslist and spends hours upon...http://unicornzzzzz.tumblr.com/post/281950581http://unicornzzzzz.tumblr.com/post/281950581Sun, 13 Dec 2009 13:44:14 -0500<img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kukoi1l4zV1qztdgbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Ive had a migrain since like 4 or 5.</p> <p>I’ve fucking tried everything. I’ve medicated it. Heated it. Iced it. Showered it. Watered it. Caffiened it. Slept on it.</p> <p>Nothing has helped.</p> <p>So far I’ve puked and sobbed uncontrollably.</p> <p>and now I hve to go patrol the fucking halls and tell kids to turn down the god damn music down and keep my nose out for weed.</p> <p>sigh.</p>http://unicornzzzzz.tumblr.com/post/281127456http://unicornzzzzz.tumblr.com/post/281127456Sat, 12 Dec 2009 23:01:13 -0500<img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuk2ilLkuS1qzq4qro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://gusmenary.tumblr.com/post/280780389/tanya77-tabitha-holy-fucking-shit-is-gus" target="_blank">gusmenary</a>:<a href="http://tanya77.tumblr.com/post/280605420/tabitha" target="_blank">tanya77</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p>Tabitha</p> </blockquote> Holy fucking shit. Is Gus about to dognap? I need a/this dog.</blockquote> <p>what the fucking kind of eternal joy bearing dog is this?! WHAT TO I TELL PEOPLE THIS IS WHEN I’M TELLING THEM MY BASIC HUMAN NEEDS/RIGHTS?</p>http://unicornzzzzz.tumblr.com/post/280784670http://unicornzzzzz.tumblr.com/post/280784670Sat, 12 Dec 2009 17:58:03 -0500